totalspiffage:

tentacuddles:

Iced green tea latte never tasted so good.

I may have a cute lesbian problem.

Screeeeech!!!!

ihaveacleverfandomurl:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

ya’ll are monsters

monsters who know the truth

that there are sinister forces at work behind the scenes, ensuring every year that the card is replaced

ezramillrs:

omg i came out as bi to my family because my dad had invited their best employee over, who brought his boyfriend and i tried to come out as bi to my dad before but he didn’t listen so when they asked me where i see myself 10 years from now i told them in nyc or paris with a husband oR WIFE AND MY DADS FACE BUT HE COULDNT SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE HIS ///BEST/// ///GAY/// EMPLOYEE WAS SITTING THERE AND I JUST SAT THERE LIKE

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(Source: floozys)

sherolcks:

dating me would involve:

  • bed all day
  • netflix
  • pizza
  • coffee
  • sexy time
  • kissing
  • tv shows

(Source: corruptpng)

bakedzitis:

being famous must be so hard they probably have to shave their legs like everyday

(Source: samshart)

riivaiille:

re-watching attack on titan is really hard because it’s just

you’re gonna die

you gonna die too

so are you

and you

aaaand you

(Source: riivaiille)